"Life is made up of danger and heartbreak, I laugh in the face of both!"
"Ha! WE are no ordinary bandits!"
"The forest fears us, lads!"
"Then he'll eat no more." - to the children about the bear.
"Me? I'm better known for assisting gold pieces from a potentate's pocket than assisting Moon men, wizards, and little brats."
"And what in all these crazy worlds could that be? I'm a thief."
"You, or this place, or that Spirit have bewitched me! I am Nicholas St. North, the Bandit King! Nothing more or less!"
"You did fine, old man!"
"I'd have stolen all the wealth in Asia, Europe, and Africa, too, with any one of those toys. Don't worry, either of you. Those pastimes are behind me now. I've plans to make my own device- something truly new."
"Well, old boy, get ready for something you've never seen. I'm ready to combine man-made devices with your ancient hocus-pocus."
"The djinni has to know us- like a good horse knows its rider! Get me your lucky penny, your favorite rock, your mother's comb. I'll put them in the djinni's chest."
"Indeed it will. It'll recognize the portrait, and know whose hand has made it."
"Quit that! I'm the best swordsman who ever breathed air!"
"Do what I say, you ancient pile of stardust!"
"Get off your heads before you lose 'em!" - to the Lunar Lamas
"Can the sword wound only my enemies?"
"The blasted thing. I expect a sword to do what I want. Why give me a weapon that fights against me?"
Rise of the Guardians
My fellow Guardians, it is our job to watch over the children of the world, and keep them safe. To bring wonder, hope, and dreams, and so I have called us all here for one reason and one reason only. The children are in danger. An enemy we have kept at bay for centuries has finally decided to strike back. We alone can stop him.
(Arguing with Bunny about Pitch returning) Look, he's up to something very bad. I feel it! (beat) In my belly!
This is going to be EPIC!
We are very busy bringing joy to children. We don't have time... (awkward pause) for children.
(Comes up a chimney in the middle of battle, and sees the fight is on another roof) Wrong roof!
"Tooth! Fingers out of mouth."
"Keep up the good work!"
"And good or bad -- naughty or nice -- we protect them."
"I obviously wouldn't have called you all here unless it was serious."
"The Boogeyman was here. At the Pole."
"How come? I tell you how come. Because now you are Guardian."
"Everyone loves the sleigh."
"Sandy? Sandy?" (slaps the dozing Sandman awake) Wake up!"
North: Everyone, to the sleigh! Buckle up! Bunnymund: Where are the bloody seat belts? North: Ha! That was just expression!
North: I hope the Yetis treated you well. Jack: (sarcastically) Yeah, I love being shoved in a sack and tossed through a magic portal! North: Oh, good. That was my idea!
Jack: Why me? North: You have something very special inside, and we can't do it without you.
Jack: Am I on the Naughty List? North: Naughty List? You hold the record.
Trailers and TV Spots
"We go by many names, and take many forms. We bring wonder and hope. We bring joy and dreams. We are the Sandman and the Tooth Fairy. We are the Easter Bunny and Santa. And our powers are greater than you ever imagine."
"It is our job to protect the children of the world. For as long as they believe in us, we will guard them with our lives."
"We have never faced a greater threat. And so, we will fight."
"This is going to be epic!"
North: The children are in danger. We need help. Bring me Jack Frost. Bunnymund: Jack Frost?
North: Everyone to the sleigh! Jack: There's no way I'm climbing into some rickety old...(sees the upgraded sleigh) Okay, one ride, but that's it. North: I hope you like the loop-di-loops! Bunnymund:(gulps) I hope you like carrots!
North: Music! (elves begin playing music) Jack: No music!